I want to be a fire eater when I grow up!

Why?

Why not?!

It'd be Sweet!!! Here's my reasoning: I like entertaining people and I like fire. So why not combine the two and become someone who plays with fire for a living and get a reaction out of a crowd?

But not one of those skanky sluts of a fire eater; I want to be one of the awesome ones that go around in parades and what not spitting fire out of my mouth and juggling flaming bowling pins and knives and stuff like that--I'd need to learn how to juggle first, but still!!

Not only that, but between the tips I make off of people who enjoy watching other people put their lives on the line and do stupid things like juggle flaming knives, all the personal parties I'd go to to bring entertainment, and my paycheck, I'd be making Bank!

It'd be a Sweet Job! True, it'd be dangerous and I'd probably have several burns from now till the time I retire, but it's sweet nonetheless. And I'd make up some stupid name for me like "Fire Fox" or something lame like that and kids would be like, "Mommy, I want Fire Fox to come to my birthday party and play with fire cause you told me I couldn't play with matches!". It'd be cool.


That's my story.